Before getting my Dad Hat, I was listless and barely able to open a beer bottle, or enjoy anything better than a vodka screwdriver. The moment I opened the package containing my new hat, I was filled with awe and the desire to go to the liquor store store and buy speciality spirits in order to make delicious and exciting cocktails for myself and all of my friends. After allowing my dog to sniff this hat, she went from being a sad mongrel to having bright eyes and shiny coat. Don't throw away this magical opportunity. Buy a Bitter Bear Dad Hat immediately. You won't regret it. I know I don't!